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1 "Sex Therapist"
2 "The angle of the dangle is in proportion to the mass of the ass considering the heat of the meat is constant"
3 .357 Magnum on board
4 0 to warp 3 in 5 seconds
5 12 Ga. Shotgun on board
6 50 years old the metallic age silver hair, gold teeth & a lead bottom
7 95% of the people think they're above average
8 A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
9 A fool and his gold are soon partying
10 A good way to forget your troubles is wear tight shoes
11 A little nukey never hurt anyone
12 A man's house is his castle. Let him clean it up
13 A woman's place is in the mall
14 After a man makes his mark in the world a lot of people come around with erasers
15 Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole
16 American flag (1 large ripple look flag on sticker)
17 Unless you're a hemorrhoid stay off my ass 
18 And on the eighth day God went skiing
19 Another shitty day in paradise
20 Are we having fun yet
21 As a matter of fact I do own the road
22 As long as there's sex & drugs I can do without rock 'n roll
23 Ask me about my grandchildren
24 Ask me if I care
25 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
26 Available
27 Avenge yourself live long enough to be a problem to your children
28 Baby I'm bored
29 Back off sucka
30 Bat to the bone
31 Beach blanket bimbo
32 Beach hours for non residents 2am - 3am
33 Beam me to work Scotty this traffic stinks
34 Beam me up Jesus
35 Beam me up Scotty
36 - Beauty. It's only a light switch away.
37 I got a beanie for my husband. It's the best trade I ever made.
38 I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.
39 Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necessary
40 Being crazy is the only thing that keeps me sane
41 Better let it drop friend
42 Beyond repair
43 Bingo the Indians revenge
44 Blast your horn not your head
45 Blonde Beautiful lovely overwhelming naughty daring exciting
46 Blonde on board
47 Blondes aren't dumb just more fun
48 Blondes have more fun but brunettes get it done
49 Blondes just wanna have fun
50 Bo don't know diddley
51 Born in the USA
52 Born to shop
53 Boss in trunk
54 Boss spelled backwards is double sob
55 Bosses are like diapers full of shit and all over your ass
56 Brat on board
57 Bring back the draft my teenager needs a job
58 Brunette Beautiful romantic understanding naught exciting
59 Budgets are for wimps
60 Bust a move
61 But officer I ran into the lamppost only because it was obscured by a pedestrian
62 But officer the guy hit me and went under my car
63 A woman with PMS & ESP is a BITCH who knows everything.
64 But officer the other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions
65 But officer the pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him
66 Buy til you die
67 By the time your children are fit to live with they're living with someone else
68 Candy is dandy but sex don't rot your teeth
69 Cats are people too
70 Caution attack cat on duty
71 Caution attack housewife on duty
72 Caution baby aboard
73 Caution child driving
74 Caution child in car
75 Caution child in trunk
76 CAT; The other white meat
77 Caution driver may bail out at any time
78 Caution driver under the influence of children
79 Caution I drive like you do
80 Caution I drive naked
81 Caution I know karate and seven other Chinese words
82 Caution I swerve for small animals they're harder to hit
83 Caution nothing in this truck is worth your life
84 When I married Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was "always"
85 Child driving
86 Child on board
87 Chill babe
88 Chill out
89 Chocoholic
90 Close encounters of the 3rd kind doesn't mean ramming me in the ass
91 Compulsive shopper on board
92 Couch potato
93 Cover me I'm changing lanes
94 Curiosity didn't kill the cat my car did
95 C-ya
96 Damn I'm good
97 Death zone
98 Desert rat
99 Do it in the dirt
100 Do not wash this car it's undergoing a scientific dirt test
101 Do you feel like a fire hydrant and all of your friends are dogs
102 Dogs are people too
103 Don't catch anything you can't throw back
104 Don't mess with the locals
105 Don't shoot Ill move over
106 Don't shoot just toot
107 Don't shoot student driver at wheel
108 Don't start with me you know how I get
109 Don't steal the government hates competition
110 Don't take life so seriously you'll never get out alive
111 Don't tell me what kind of day to have
112 Don't worry be happy
113 Doo doo happens
114 Dr. Ruth is a virgin
115 Driver hates tailgaters
116 Drunken state
117 Early to bed, early to rise till you make enough money to do otherwise
118 Eat drink & re-marry
119 Eat shit & die
120 Eat shit & die Khadafi
121 Either you're part of the solution or part of the problem
122 Even Mr. Goodwrench couldn't fix this car
123 Ever get the idea life is formal and you're a pair of sneakers
124 Everyone needs something to believe in I believe I'll go shopping
125 Everyone needs to believe in something I believe I'll have another beer
126 Excuse me could you tell me how to get to the real world
127 Ex-girlfriend in trunk
128 Ex-husband in trunk
129 Expensive but worth it
130 Ex-wife in trunk
131 FART Fathers against radical teenagers
132 Faster than a speeding ticket
133 Fisherman do it bass ackwards
134 Fisherman on board
135 FISH.ING(fishing) (fishing), l.n. The art of casting, trolling, of jigging while freezing, swatting, sweating or swearing. 
136 Fishing is my second favorite sport
137 Fishing is not a matter of life or death it's far more important
138 Fishing the most fun you can have with your clothes on
139 For the girl who has everything here I am
140 For this I shaved my legs
141 For this I spent 4 years in college
142 Foxy grandma
143 Friends don't let friends drive drunk
144 Frogs have it made they eat what bugs them
145 Future millionaire on board
146 G-day
147 Get a brain cell
148 Get a clue
149 Get a life
150 Get off my ass and I'll let you pass
151 Get real
152 Get with the program
153 Gimme gimme gimme
154 Girls just gotta have funds
155 Girls just wanna have fun
156 Go ahead make my day
157 God couldn't be everywhere so he created mothers
158 God made man and rested God made woman and nobody's rested since
159 God made man Smith & Wesson made them equal
160 Goin fishin
161 Support cannibalism. Eat meat
162 Good leaders are scarce so I'm following myself
163 Good morning
164 Good things come to those who wait better things come to those who give in
165 Gotyerass
166 Great leaders are rare so I'm following myself
167 Grey Poupon on board
168 Groovy Marsha
169 Guilt without sex
170 Gun control is being able to hit your target
171 Ha ha I made you look
172 Had an affair lately
173 Hang loose
174 Happiness is being a grandparent
175 Happiness is being single
176 Happiness is coming
177 Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on the back of a milk carton
178 Hard work may not kill me but why take chances
179 Have a good one
180 He who hesitates is stoned
181 Head banger on board
182 Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over
183 Heavy metal rules
184 Here I come
185 Herpes wiped out the dinosaur
186 Hey bud let's party
187 Hey dude
188 Hey Mikey let's party
189 My wife keeps saying I never listen to her ...or something like that
190 If I wanted a bitch, I'd buy a dog
191 HomeBoy
192 Homework causes brain damage
193 Honesty pays but not enough
194 Honk if you're horny, twice if you feel really nasty
195 Honk if you've been shot at
196 Honk if you've been there
197 How am I driving call 1-800-get-lost
198 How do I love you let me count your money
199 Officer, will this sticker saying "Support law enforcement " stop you from giving me a ticket?
200 How many idiot pills did you take today
201 How rude
202 Hugs not drugs
203 I always plan ahead
204 I am so tired of masturbation won't you be my sex relation
205 I brake for hallucinations
206 I brake for orgasms
207 I brake for the hell of it
208 I came, I saw, I bought
209 I came, I saw, I took valium
210 I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself
211 I can tell your lying cause your lips are moving
212 I can't be overdrawn I still have checks left
213 I can't work they'll stop my welfare checks
214 I cut my drinking in half no more chasers
215 I don't care who you are or what you're driving or what you'd rather be
216 I don't get mad I get even
217 I don't think about money I just spend it 
218 I feel great and kiss good too
219 I fight poverty I work
220 I finally got it all together but forgot where I put it
221 I fish therefore I am
222 I gave up bowling for sex the balls are lighter & I don't have to change my shoes
223 I go skiing only to protect all those endangered two-legged snow bunnies
224 I got a gun for my wife pretty good trade
225 I hate slow cars in the fast lane
226 I have a bad attitude
227 I have a drinking problem 2 hands but only 1 mouth
228 I is a college student
229 I just look innocent
230 I know diet & exercise relieves stress & helps me live a longer & happier life I also know there's a frozen éclair in the frig with my name on it
231 I know hell is really hot but is it humid
232 I like the simple things in life - men
233 I like the simple things in life - women
234 I like to party all the time
235 I like your approach let's see your departure
236 I love my truck
237 I love hiney wine
238 I love Jesus
239 I love Madonna
240 I love Mikey
241 I love my baby
242 I love my boyfriend
243 I love my family
244 I love my family - please drive carefully
245 I love my family - we all buckle up
246 I may be a cruel and heartless bitch. but I'm damn good at it
247 I love my girlfriend
248 I love my grandchildren
249 I love my husband
250 I love my kids
251 I love my van
252 I love my wife
253 I love shopping
254 I love Sly Stallone
255 I love to fish
256 I love to get even
257 I love to party
258 I love to win
259 I love vacations, weekends and Friday
260 I love weekends
261 I love "the" funky cold medina
262 I make the difference
263 I married a nun - nun in the morning nun in the evening
264 I may be getting older but I refuse to grow up
265 I must be a mushroom - they keep me in the dark & feed me bullshit
266 I need somebody really bad - are you really bad
267 I once thought I was wrong, I now know I was mistaken
268 I owe, I owe, so off to work I go
269 I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
270 I said for better or for worse, not forever
271 I shop like a bull - I charge everything
272 I shop, therefore I am
273 Real men don't ask directions
274 I sling a little ball myself, but occasionally I like to listen to a pro
275 I spend 8 hours a day here, do you expect me to work too
276 I surf therefore I am
277 I survived a Jewish mother
278 I took him for better or worse - but he's so much worse than I took him for
279 I try to be just who I am - everyone wants me to be like them
280 I used to be God but the responsibility was just too much
281 I wanna new drug
282 I wanna rock
283 I'd like to get something straight between us
284 I'd look better in a red Mercedes
285 I'd quit my job, but it's the only place I get any sleep
286 I'd rather be fishing
287 I'd rather be hunting
288 I'd rather have a bad day fishing than a good day at the office
289 If all else fails - lower your standards
290 If all men were created equal, where's my Porsche
291 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
292 If God had wanted me to cook and clean I would've been born with stainless steel hands
293 If God wanted me to cook, why did he invent restaurants
294 If I follow you home will you keep me
295 If I knew I would live this long, I would have dept myself in better shape
296 If it swells ride it
297 If it wasn't for marriage, men & women would have to fight with total strangers
298 If it weren't for the girls, I'd quit school
299 If my dog had a face as ugly as yours, I'd shave his butt & make him walk backwards
300 If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send them all
301 If this vans a rock-n don't bother knock'n
302 If we knew grandchildren were so much fun, we'd have had them first
303 If you bump my truck, I'll tell my Daddy on you
304 If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull
305 If you can't lick 'em bite 'em
306 If you can't stop, smile as you go under
307 If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
308 If you don't make dust - you eat dust
309 If you don't think money can buy happiness, you don't know where to shop
310 If you got them by the balls their hearts & minds will follow
311 If you touch-a my car, I break-a you face
312 If you value your life, don't mess with this truck
313 If your phone doesn't ring, it's me
314 If you're gonna be a turd, go lay in the yard
315 If you're rich, I'm single
316 I'll do it tomorrow, I've made enuf mistakes today
317 I'll have any kind of day I damn well please
318 I'll tell ya, money talks - but to me it always says "bye-bye"
319 Illegal alien in trunk
320 I'm a happy camper
321 I'm a nurse an accountant a cook a taxi driver and a teacher but you can call me Mom
322 I'm a wishin I was a fishin
323 I'm allergic to pain
324 I'm always in trouble but it's so much fun
325 I'm back by popular demand
326 I'm easy to please as long as I have things my way
327 I'm having fun now
328 I'm in no hurry I'm on my way to work
329 I'm just catching up with yesterday by tomorrow I should be ready for today
330 I'm Mikey
331 I'm no housewife, I'm a domestic engineer
332 I'm not always right but I'm never wrong
333 I'm not deaf I'm just ignoring you
334 I want to be just like Barbie. That bitch has everything!
335 I'm not loafing I work so fast I'm always finished
336 I'm on a seafood diet - I eat anything I see
337 I'm so confused
338 I'm sorry I thought the sign said park anywhere
339 I'm spending my children's inheritance
340 I'm the boss
341 I'm the Daddy that's why
342 I'm the Mommy that's why
343 I'm the person your Mother warned you about
344 I'm your worst nightmare
345 Instant body work
346 Invisible driver on board
347 Is it Friday yet
348 It takes 1,875 bolts and screws to put a car together but only one nut to scatter it all over the road
349 It used to be wine women & song now it's beer the old lady & tv
350 It's 10:00 do you know where your cat is
351 It's better to look good than to feel good
352 It's easy to save face just keep the lower half of it tightly shut
353 It's hard to soar with eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys
354 It's never too late to have a happy childhood
355 It's not whether you win or lose it's how you look playing the game
356 It's official I've become my Mother
357 It's ok to dream just don't slobber on the pillow
358 It's overrated but it's something to do
359 I've been dieting for a week and all I've lost is seven days
360 I've done so much with so little for so long that I can do anything with nothing
361 For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes
362 Jesus is watching you he loves you so much he can't take his eyes off of you
363 Jesus loves me
364 Harrassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health
365 Jesus on board
366 Jesus takes good care of me
367 Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me
368 Just because you're old doesn't mean you're always right
369 Just looking for a few good parties
370 Just say yo
371 Just think if you lived here you'd be home by now
372 Keep bustin
373 Khadafi in trunk
374 Kids in car
375 Kids in trunk
376 Kids on board
377 Killer dude
378 Kinky is using a feather perverted is using the whole damn chicken
379 Kiss me where it counts
380 Kiss my bass
381 Lambada
382 Last night two girls pounded on my door till 3 am so I let them out
383 Last week I couldn't even spell student now I is one
384 Later dude
385 Later homes
386 Lead follow or get out of the way
387 Left handers have rights too
388 Legal alien on board
389 Legalize bingo keep Grandma off the streets
390 Let go let God
391 Let's face it I'm cute
392 Let's have pajama party in your pajamas
393 Let's not meet by accident
394 Life is a beach
395 Life is too important to be taken seriously
396 Life is too short to dance with ugly men
397 Life is too short to dance with ugly women
398 Life is tough and then you die
399 Life's a beach then you drown
400 Life's a bear
401 Life's a bitch and so is my dog
402 Life's a bitch and then you die
403 Life's a bitch and then you marry one
404 Like the Marines I'm looking for a few good women
405 Long necks long nights and long polkas
406 Looking for Mr. he'll do
407 Love at first sight
408 Made by, paid by, drive by an American
409 Madonna sucks give me her phone number
410 Mafia staff car
411 Make me late for work
412 Make waves, join the s.e.a. society for the elimination of assholes
413 Man cannot live on bread alone - he also needs football and beer
414 Man is not complete until he's married then he's finished
415 Maniac on board
416 Materialistic, take-all male seeks beautiful, give-all female with plenty of plastic
417 Mean, nasty & rotten…but basically mellow
418 Men are like buses, if you miss one, there'll be another one by in a few minutes
419 Men come in three sizes small, medium and oh my God
420 Men make my day
421 Mental illness is hereditary you get it from your kids
422 Mikey did it
423 Mikey likes it
424 Mikey likes me
425 Mikey thinks I'm cute
426 Mikey won't give me any
427 Mom told me to be good, but she's been wrong before
428 Mom's taxi
429 Money can't buy love but it does put yo in a good bargaining position
430 Money talks mine just says good-bye
431 Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before
432 Mother-in-law in trunk
433 Music is my life
434 Musician on Board
435 How's my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT SHIT
436 Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog 
437 My grandkids are cuter than your grandkids
438 My job is so secret even I don't know what it is
439 My Mother-in-law's other car is a broom
440 My snow doesn't melt
441 My take home pay won't even take me home
442 My wife told me if I go fishing one more time she'd leave me boy am I going to miss her
443 National sex week give til it hurts
444 Never lend money to friends it causes amnesia
445 Next stop…the twilight zone
446 No machine can replace me, until it learns to drink
447 No more Mr. nice guy
448 No pain no gain
449 No prisoners
450 No shit sherlock
451 No stereo on board
452 No this isn't Daddy's car (it's Mommy's)
453 Nobody's ugly after 2:00 am
454 Not all men are fools some are bachelors
455 Not all women are fools…some are single
456 Not perfect just very good
457 Old fart
458 Old fisherman never die they just smell that way
459 Otay
460 Our family loves Jesus
461 P.S. I love you 
462 P.U.P.P.I.E. Poor urban professional
463 Parents are people, too
464 Parts is parts
465 Party animal
466 Party animal on board
467 Party zone ahead
468 Photographer on board
469 Please - not so close, I hardly know you
470 Precious cargo on board
471 Princess in training
472 Problem child
473 Promote wild life throw a party
474 Protected by .357 magnum
475 Psychotic state
476 R.E.D.H.E.A.D. Rebellious, exciting, desirable, heartbreaker, exceptional, attractive, daring
477 Rad dude
478 Reach out and touch someone's
479 Read my lips
480 Real men don't have floppy disks
481 Reality is for people who can't handle drugs
482 Reality is the leading cause of stress
483 Red light stop, green light go, yellow - go real fast
484 Relax
485 Remember the first time you had sex isn't it a shame that you were all alone at the time
486 Remember when air was clean and sex was dirty
487 Remember who loves you baby
488 Retired from job active in life
489 I still miss my "ex", but my aim is improving
490 Rock & roll is cool, but heavy metal rules
491 Rock or die
492 Rock rock til you drop
493 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I
494 Runners achieve greater feets
495 Rust test in progress
496 Same bullshit different day
497 Say what
498 Scotty if you hear shots beam me up
499 Scrape the mold off the cheese and let's party
500 Sex drive…a physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage
501 Sex is a misdemeanor the more I miss, the meaner I get
502 Sex is not a matter of life or death it's far more important
503 Sex isn't everything but few things are as much fun
504 Sex-crazed driver on board
505 Sexy grandpa
506 Shark zone
507 Shit happens
508 Shoes & shirts required bras & panties optional
509 Shop til you drop
510 Shopping…it's a tough job, but somebody has got to do it
511 Shred 'till you're dead
512 Shut up & dance
513 Shut up and drive
514 Skier
515 Skiers go down with style
516 Slow traffic stay to the right
517 Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
518 Smoking won't send you to hell, but you'll sure smell like you've been there
519 Smuggling it's not just a job, it's an adventure
520 So…what have you done for me lately
521 Spoiled brat
522 Spoiled rotten
523 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me
524 Subject to change without notice
525 SuperDad
526 Swimsuit edition
527 T.G.F.M. Thank God for men
528 Tailgaters die young
529 Taste makes waist
530 Tease me about my age and I'll beat you with my cane
531 Teddy bear on board
532 The beatings will continue until the morale improves
533 The bomb
534 The buck stopped before it got here
535 The difference between dark & hard is…it stays dark all night
536 The more I drink, the better you look
537 The more I know men the more I love my dog
538 The more I know women the more I love my dog
539 The next time you feel perfect, try walking on water
540 The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy
541 The one time in the day that you lean back & relax, is the one time the boss walks through the office
542 The one with the most clothes wins
543 The one with the most toys wins
544 The only thing worse than being forty, is making a wet fart in your panty hose
545 The original good time girl
546 The other line moves faster
547 The probability of a young man meeting a desirable young lady increases greatly when he is already in the company of: 1) a date, 2) his wife, 3) a better looking & richer male friend
548 The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions
549 The source of the force is Jesus
550 The spirit is strong…but the flesh waits for the weekend
551 The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
552 There are only 3 good things about school: June, July & August
553 There's too much "month" at the end of the "money"
554 They can't fire me slaves must be sold
555 They found something that does the work of 5 men one woman
556 They say this, they say that, who are "they" anyway
557 Things could be worse…we could be trying on swimsuits
558 This car insured by Smith and Wesson
559 This car protected by Rambo
560 This car runs on used parts
561 This car stops at all garage sales
562 This is an unmarked car let's keep it that way
563 This is not Burger King you can't have it your way 
564 To err is human to forgive is out of the question
565 To hell with a 10 2 fives are more fun
566 To hell with the dog beware of the owner
567 Top gun
568 Toto…I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
569 Tough times never last, but people do
570 Toyota-ly awesome
571 Treat her like a thoroughbred and she won't be a nag
572 True love: It starts when you sink into his arms & ends with your arms in his sink
573 Trust me…I'm a doctor
574 Trust your lust
575 United States Marine Corps
576 Unless you're the "lead dog" the scenery never changes
577 Urban assault vehicle
578 Urge to splurge
579 Warning .44 magnum burglar-buster
580 Warning: I carry a .357 magnum 3 nights a week you guess which 3
581 Warning: I drive on three wheels
582 Warning: I scream when I come
583 Warning: The surgeon general has determined that sex can cause insanity…the more you get the crazier you get about it
584 Warning: This house protected by a 12 GA. Shotgun 3 nights a week…you guess which 3
585 Wasted youth
586 Watch my rear end…not hers
587 Way cool
588 We are the people our parents warned us about
589 We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass
590 We can't both own the road
591 We have a strange & wonderful relationship…you're strange & and I'm wonderful
592 We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season
593 Weekend warrior
594 Welcome to the jungle
595 Wel-ll-l isn't that special
596 We're staying together for the sake of the cats
597 We're staying together for the sake of the dogs
598 What a long strange trip it's been
599 What are you looking at, fool
600 What do you do in case of a fall-out find it and put it back in
601 What do you mean I can't pay off my visa with my mastercard
602 What the hell…it runs
603 What this country needs, is a vending machine that honors credit cards
604 When all else fails hug your teddy
605 When all else fails, read the instructions (the bible)
606 When all else fails…cheat
607 When in despair hug your bear
608 When in despair hug your teddy bear
609 When the going gets tough everyone leaves
610 When the going gets tough the tough go to the beach
611 When the going gets tough the tough shoot pool
612 When the going gets tough, the tough go back to bed
613 When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping
614 When the going gets tough, the tough go skiing
615 When the going gets tough…the tough go fishing
616 When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
617 Where am I where's my car
618 Where's the beach
619 Wherever I go…there I am…
620 Who am I where's my car
621 Who cares what Mikee likes
622 Who the hell is Mikee
623 Why be normal
624 Why can't I be rich instead of good looking
625 Win an all expense paid trip to the nearest motel ask driver for details
626 Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks
627 Without chocolate life is unbearable
628 Without music life would be a mistake
629 Work is the curse of the drinking class
630 Working is for people who don't know how to ski
631 Workout (wurk'-out') 1.n. The art of lifting, pumping, stretching, pulling, and pushing, while swearing, sweating, screaming, moaning, and complaining 2. Twentieth century self-torture
632 World's greatest playboy
633 Yabba dabba doo
634 Yabba grabba brew
635 Yes as a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road
636 Yes, as a matter of fact I do own the whole road
637 Yes, I'm afraid I've fallen in with the wrong crowd
638 Yo
639 Yo love Jesus
640 You are here rock i hard place
641 You can fool all of the people some of the time, & some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool mom
642 You can't be too rich, or too thin, or have too many shoes
643 You look mahvelous, dahling
644 You loot I shoot
645 You may not remember me, but I'm wearing your underwear
646 You tickle my fancy…and I'll tickle yours
647 You weenie
648 You'd be pretty if your face didn't get in the way of your looks
649 You're a legend in your own mind
650 Your idea of a jacuzzi is sitting in a bathtub and farting
651 You're one sick puppy
652 You're the disease, and I'm the cure
653 You're ugly and your Mother dresses you funny
654 Youth gone wild
655 Youth run wild
656 You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares

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